Telling me you’ve met Arielle Kebbel isn’t gonna make me super excited. If anything it makes me miserable and furiously jealous, because I know that it’s highly unlikely I’m ever going to meet her and I seriously love her. And I’m sure some of you know how it’s just horrible to know that you’ll probably never meet someone you really adore so much. So, before you brag to me that you saw her at EyeCon or whatever, please bear that in mind.